{"id":697,"date":"2011-09-07T20:16:44","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:16:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/?p=179"},"modified":"2011-09-07T20:16:44","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T20:16:44","slug":"la-otra-cara-de-la-moneda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=697","title":{"rendered":"la otra cara de la moneda."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/colfeti2.jpg\" title=\"colfeti2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/colfeti2.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"colfeti2.jpg\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Esta tarde hab\u00eda toros en mi pueblo, me col\u00e9 en los corrales y les d\u00ed somniferos a los toros mezclados con maiz rojo. Cuando sal\u00edan a la plaza caian desplomaos de sue\u00f1o. Se arruino la corrida, los toros se salvaron.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anoche me sume de voluntario a la cuadrilla de limpiadores\u00a0de las fiestas. Son gente que va con grandes m\u00e1quinas, cepillos enormes y cargan toneldas de desperdicio que una multitud arroja al suelo. Tardamos varias horas a limpiar la calle ancha, de vasos, colfetis, colillas, cristales y alguna que otra mierda en y con pa\u00f1al.<\/p>\n<p>Al terminar nos fuimos a\u00a0almorzar huevos, pimientos, uva y sardinas, mientras escuchabamos las bandas de m\u00fasica y otra orda de insurgentes lanzando\u00a0mierda al suelo.<\/p>\n<p>-No te cabres, en fiestas nos pagan las horas\u00a0extras y nos invitan\u00a0cantueso.<\/p>\n<p>He calculado\u00a0que\u00a0si los arcabuces\u00a0tiraran\u00a0un\u00a0 90 % menos de polvoras, podriamos enviar a Somalia,\u00a0300.000 euros.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Esta tarde hab\u00eda toros en mi pueblo, me col\u00e9 en los corrales y les d\u00ed somniferos a los toros mezclados con maiz rojo. Cuando sal\u00edan a la plaza caian desplomaos de sue\u00f1o. Se arruino la corrida, los toros se salvaron.\u00a0 Anoche me sume de voluntario a la cuadrilla de limpiadores\u00a0de las fiestas. Son gente que &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=697\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">la otra cara de la moneda.<\/span> Leer m\u00e1s &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-experiencia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}