{"id":712,"date":"2011-01-13T12:08:16","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T12:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/?p=140"},"modified":"2011-01-13T12:08:16","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T12:08:16","slug":"calderilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=712","title":{"rendered":"calderilla&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/1798355-mont-n-de-monedas-de-oro-dispersas-de-saco.jpg\" title=\"1798355-mont-n-de-monedas-de-oro-dispersas-de-saco.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/1798355-mont-n-de-monedas-de-oro-dispersas-de-saco.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"1798355-mont-n-de-monedas-de-oro-dispersas-de-saco.jpg\" title=\"\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hv68UmeNG8I\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hv68UmeNG8I<\/a><\/p>\n<p>ME pusieron una multa porque mi furgoneta estuvo aparcada m\u00e1s de media hora en un lugar de \u00abcarga y descarga\u00bb.\u00a0 ME qued\u00e9 atrapado en el ascensor de uno de mis amantes y no llegu\u00e9 a tiempo.<\/p>\n<p>Ten\u00eda quince dias\u00a0si quer\u00eda pagar la mitad del importe. (60 euros).<\/p>\n<p>Durante estos quince dias cuando hac\u00eda una compra ped\u00eda me devolvieran en calderilla, a ser posible en monedas de c\u00e9ntimo. Recorriendo farmacias me comparaba unas juanolas y pagaba con billetes grandes (me echaba todas las pastillas a la boca y con la lengua negra visitaba la siguiente, por la noche evacu\u00e9 en forma de rombo. He ido a todas horas con los bolsillos llenos, cascabeleando de aqu\u00ed para all\u00ed, llenando una gran bolsa con 60 euros en centimos. _<\/p>\n<p>ME acerqu\u00e9 a la oficina de policia con mi gran bolsa y fu\u00ed arrojando monedas al mostrador, mientras cantaba la canci\u00f3n de Peret sobre los billetes verdes.<\/p>\n<p>ME han detenido por agredir a la autoridad.<\/p>\n<p>Llevo las esposas puestas, hay un policia tom\u00e1nome declaraci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Otro cuenta mis c\u00e9ntimos.<\/p>\n<p>Lloro, tantas l\u00e1grimas como c\u00e9ntimos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hv68UmeNG8I ME pusieron una multa porque mi furgoneta estuvo aparcada m\u00e1s de media hora en un lugar de \u00abcarga y descarga\u00bb.\u00a0 ME qued\u00e9 atrapado en el ascensor de uno de mis amantes y no llegu\u00e9 a tiempo. Ten\u00eda quince dias\u00a0si quer\u00eda pagar la mitad del importe. (60 euros). Durante estos quince dias cuando hac\u00eda una &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=712\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">calderilla&#8230;<\/span> Leer m\u00e1s &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-experiencia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}