{"id":719,"date":"2011-01-09T11:10:50","date_gmt":"2011-01-09T11:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/?p=120"},"modified":"2011-01-09T11:10:50","modified_gmt":"2011-01-09T11:10:50","slug":"el-forense-de-lo-no-vivido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=719","title":{"rendered":"El forense de lo no vivido&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/freaked_raskolnikov.jpg\" title=\"freaked_raskolnikov.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/freaked_raskolnikov.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"freaked_raskolnikov.jpg\" style=\"width: 123px; height: 132px\" height=\"128\" width=\"258\" title=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>El otro d\u00eda me cruc\u00e9 con el forense del pueblo. Es un nombre que reconoce si alguien ha muerto \u00abf\u00edsicamente\u00bb.\u00a0 Este hombre toma el pulso al cad\u00e1ver y certifica la hora del \u00f3bito, rellena un formulario y cobra 300 euros por su r\u00fabrica y atestado.<\/p>\n<p>He pensado en hacerme forense-emocional, acudo a\u00a0tu casa\u00a0y te hago un test, te pregunto cosas como<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfcuando fue la \u00faltima vez que\u00a0jugaste al escondite?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfsi hablas con alguien lo miras a los\u00a0ojos?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bflloras con frecuencia?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfdices lo que piensas?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfcaminas hac\u00eda tus sue\u00f1os?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfescuchas, te\u00a0escuchas?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfbailas?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfcantas?<\/p>\n<p>Si a tres\u00a0preguntas de estas respondiste en negativo.<\/p>\n<p>Contratam\u00e9 ,firmar\u00e9 tu defunci\u00f3n\u00a0emocional en vida.<\/p>\n<p>Renumeraci\u00f3n: un plato sopero de hervero y un vasito de hervido.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El otro d\u00eda me cruc\u00e9 con el forense del pueblo. Es un nombre que reconoce si alguien ha muerto \u00abf\u00edsicamente\u00bb.\u00a0 Este hombre toma el pulso al cad\u00e1ver y certifica la hora del \u00f3bito, rellena un formulario y cobra 300 euros por su r\u00fabrica y atestado. He pensado en hacerme forense-emocional, acudo a\u00a0tu casa\u00a0y te hago &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=719\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">El forense de lo no vivido&#8230;<\/span> Leer m\u00e1s &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-experiencia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}