{"id":739,"date":"2009-11-07T12:29:40","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T12:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.teatrointimo.net\/?p=81"},"modified":"2009-11-07T12:29:40","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T12:29:40","slug":"esperador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=739","title":{"rendered":"Esperador."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fui a la oficina de empleo.<\/p>\n<p>Soy el desempleado n\u00famero 3.666.666<\/p>\n<p>La cola era tan inmensa y el tiempo de espera tan dilatado que se me ocurri\u00f3 un negocio.<\/p>\n<p>Y as\u00ed lo anunci\u00e9 a los esperantes.<\/p>\n<p>Pueden irse a hacer lo que quieran, solo tienen que darme su n\u00famero de tel\u00e9fono m\u00f3vil y yo les avisar\u00e9 cuando su n\u00famero este cerca de ser atendido.<\/p>\n<p>El precio: 1 euro.<\/p>\n<p>Tres personas aceptaron el servicio y se fueron. Una mujer a hacer la comida, un hombre a sacar a pasear a su abuela (eso dijo), y una adolescente a hacer el amor (con el hombre que ment\u00eda).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fui a la oficina de empleo. Soy el desempleado n\u00famero 3.666.666 La cola era tan inmensa y el tiempo de espera tan dilatado que se me ocurri\u00f3 un negocio. Y as\u00ed lo anunci\u00e9 a los esperantes. Pueden irse a hacer lo que quieran, solo tienen que darme su n\u00famero de tel\u00e9fono m\u00f3vil y yo les &hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"> <a class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/?p=739\"> <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Esperador.<\/span> Leer m\u00e1s &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-experiencia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/739\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/miguelangelmontilla.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}